Only Jersey people can understand this
Old one:
A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told
that I have a body like New Jersey." So, her date grabs her waist and
asks, "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex." He grabs her butt and asks
"what's this?" She replies,"Freehold." Then he grabs her breast and asks
"what's this?" She replies,"Point Pleasant." Finally, he reaches between
her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" "No", she replies,
"That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants
and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"
Gotta love New Jersey
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