dang! i got a little further than this in real life, but the end was the same - she passed out drunk
short version:
out vacationing in paris france, dancing at a local disco. met an american gal from pennsylvania. we drank, we danced, closed the disco so i walked her back to her hotel room (my sis bragged to her pals that i'm a stud and this always happens where ever we go).
once i got her to her room safely, i turned to leave to head back to my hotel. she asked me to come in for a drink, we drank some more. she said we should shower before we go to bed and started taking my clothes off... we showered, and showered & showered & showered (i think you get it) together.
crawled into bed, after a while she
all over the bed & me - yuk!
called room service, changed the sheets but the room still stank - then she passed out drunk.
we woke up the next day & showered, & showered & showered & showered some more...she went sight-seeing while i went to the local bike shop & bought a textile riding jacket before jetting home.
THE END