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Old 03-16-2006, 10:28 AM   #1
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Talking Only Jersey people can understand this
Old one:

A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told
that I have a body like New Jersey." So, her date grabs her waist and
asks, "What's this?" She replies "Middlesex." He grabs her butt and asks
"what's this?" She replies,"Freehold." Then he grabs her breast and asks
"what's this?" She replies,"Point Pleasant." Finally, he reaches between
her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" "No", she replies,
"That's Eatontown." The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants
and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"


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Old 03-16-2006, 10:30 AM   #2
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Now that is one I haven't heard yet.
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:42 AM   #3
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i live in bloomfield.. hmmm
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:54 AM   #4
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:58 AM   #5
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...he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?" "No", she replies, "That's Newark." The guy leaves.
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Old 03-16-2006, 11:17 AM   #6
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Old 03-16-2006, 12:08 PM   #7
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I was just hoping "Elizabeth" (i.e. turpike section aroma) wasn't going to be one of the surveyed areas!
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Old 03-16-2006, 12:10 PM   #8
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:25 PM   #9
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Better than in PA, Where at the end of Intercourse is Blue Ball.
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:37 PM   #10
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Too Funny...Gotta love NJ!
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