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12-14-2007, 01:52 PM
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Having Troubles w/His Wood
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Guys with hyphenated last names
How does a guy end up with a hyphenated last name? I have a meeting in a few hours and the doctors name is something like Dr. James Sanz-Diaz...but it's a guy. I know some women hyphenate their name when they get married, which made me start to think about how that happened to him. If you're "John Doe" and you marry "Jane Smith" who wants to become "Jane Smith-Doe", what do you name the kids? "Jack Smith-Doe"? That seems like it benefits the mother more because their last names are now the same, leaving the father as an odd ball. But naming the kid "Jack Doe Smith-Doe" is a little much too, you have two Doe's to one Smith and can't tell if it's a middle name or not. Any one know how that works?
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12-14-2007, 02:14 PM
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How does a guy end up with a hyphenated last name? I have a meeting in a few hours and the doctors name is something like Dr. James Sanz-Diaz...but it's a guy. I know some women hyphenate their name when they get married, which made me start to think about how that happened to him. If you're "John Doe" and you marry "Jane Smith" who wants to become "Jane Smith-Doe", what do you name the kids? "Jack Smith-Doe"? That seems like it benefits the mother more because their last names are now the same, leaving the father as an odd ball. But naming the kid "Jack Doe Smith-Doe" is a little much too, you have two Doe's to one Smith and can't tell if it's a middle name or not. Any one know how that works?
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12-14-2007, 02:16 PM
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No clue, but I think hes got firewood for sale.
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12-14-2007, 02:17 PM
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12-14-2007, 03:50 PM
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12-14-2007, 03:54 PM
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MAybe his mom hyphenated her last name and he was the product of that??
SO like if 2 kids of parents with hyphenated last names marry, like Jane Smith-Doe and Tom Jones-Black marry...woul they become Mr. & Mrs.Smith-Doe-Jones-Black?
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12-14-2007, 05:54 PM
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MAybe his mom hyphenated her last name and he was the product of that??
SO like if 2 kids of parents with hyphenated last names marry, like Jane Smith-Doe and Tom Jones-Black marry...woul they become Mr. & Mrs.Smith-Doe-Jones-Black?
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eitther way those kids are going to be fucked up
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12-14-2007, 09:00 PM
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I have a friend whos parents weren't married when he was born and they hyphenated his last name
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12-14-2007, 11:22 PM
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12-15-2007, 07:08 AM
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12-17-2007, 01:05 PM
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12-19-2007, 05:57 PM
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I worked with a firefighter who Hyphenated his last name by adding his wife's last name.... but his name was René  and........he was originally from California... so that might explain his lack of balls
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12-28-2007, 02:55 PM
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