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Old 05-01-2009, 03:40 PM   #1
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My sig finally hit the max character limit, so now there will be an entire thread dedicated to Ian's priceless quotes. Turn off your gaydar before entering folks.


Here are the ones currently in my sig in case I rotate any of them out:
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there is no right girl for me

im a meat eater and im not converting for no female

ill take him out later this week

take me to the track again ill show u how i pack

jimmy did u raise ur rear

how do u want to be compensated for ur services

ull see my manhood at tbolt

I need to go to bath and bodyworks to pick up some lotion

can u beat stiffy at beaver

i have enough room in my mouth

whos eating meat today

i have to buy more lube

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ronaldo9: sperm donor
ronaldo9: wait nvm
ronaldo9: organ donor

i have soft hands

mike295: u can get fucked up getting out of the bathtub
ronaldo9: theres a turn called the bathtub?

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Old 05-01-2009, 03:43 PM   #2
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so we should add to this anytime we see a good one in the shout box? cool game
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Old 05-04-2009, 12:59 PM   #4
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here's one from today: [Today 11:58 AM] ronaldo9: i think i would cry
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:49 PM   #5
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Old 05-04-2009, 10:56 PM   #6
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ok not quotes, but still ian-related comedy







can we get the high res version
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ok not quotes, but still ian-related comedy







can we get the high res version
'you make me wanna leave the one im with, start a new relationship with yoou... this is what you do'
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"i thougth about u though "
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[Today 02:08 PM] ronaldo9: all the men wer elooking at me like
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[Today 03:51 PM] ronaldo9: he's perfect everytime
[Today 03:51 PM] ronaldo9: thats why i love following stiffy
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[Today 04:00 PM] ronaldo9: hope he's not sick
[Today 04:00 PM] ronaldo9: he was darker last year
[Today 04:00 PM] ronaldo9: anyone notice rossi looking a lil pale
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[Today 03:51 PM] ronaldo9: he's perfect everytime
[Today 03:51 PM] ronaldo9: thats why i love following stiffy
damn i'm good haha
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[Today 09:38 AM] ronaldo9: http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahsh...oupon-download


oprah>> seriously??
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[Today 02:06 PM] ronaldo9: that sucks
[Today 02:06 PM] ronaldo9: ive done that before
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[Today 02:12 PM] ronaldo9: her body is gross
[Today 02:08 PM] Jake: NWS http://www.motifake.com/demotivation...1213723654.jpg NWS
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