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08-27-2007, 10:06 AM
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SBA Evangelist
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Voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year !
I thought you'd get a kick out of this... A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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08-27-2007, 10:34 AM
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Having Troubles w/His Wood
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At first I was going to yell at you and say that belongs in the joke thread, but then I read it. If it is a joke, it's a bad one. And if that was really voted womens favorite of the year, it proves women just aren't that funny.
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08-27-2007, 10:41 AM
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You suck JC....  |
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08-27-2007, 10:46 AM
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sponge mike square pants
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dude honestly she must live in a real shit hole to have to clean and dust and do laundry every fuckin day. and dry cleaning every day? wtf I claim bullshit
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08-27-2007, 10:47 AM
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dude honestly she must live in a real shit hole to have to clean and dust and do laundry every fuckin day. and dry cleaning every day? wtf I claim bullshit
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And who the hell decides to wash the dog everyday.....
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08-27-2007, 10:48 AM
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I loved the joke it was wonderful.....
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08-27-2007, 10:51 AM
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jokes are meant to be short and punctual, to the point.
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No such thing w/women 
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08-27-2007, 11:07 AM
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Free Rides On A Silverback
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women's jokes always end up being stories:
Woman telling a so called joke-->  . .  <--The guy that got suckered into listening
enough said!
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08-27-2007, 11:41 AM
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Why don't you just keep this a men's site then...you should all play with each other DO NOT BOTHER YOUR POS SIGNIFICANT OTHERS FOR A THING!.... 
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08-27-2007, 11:53 AM
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Having Troubles w/His Wood
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Why don't you just keep this a men's site then...you should all play with each other DO NOT BOTHER YOUR POS SIGNIFICANT OTHERS FOR A THING!....
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I'm just saying it was a poor joke. What about an abortion? Or falling down a few flights of stairs? And what did she do all day? I would like to explore that as well. Throw in a wacky neighbor and some wisenheimer kids and you have a sitcom.
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08-27-2007, 12:00 PM
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I are not David Hicks
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 you guys are funny
I was expecting it to say that the guy stayed home and played with himself all day but then I remembered it was *women's* favorite email. Apparently no working women responded to the "what's your favorite email" survey because my wife does exactly what I do, except she works harder, she's smarter than me, oh, and she's hot. lol |
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08-27-2007, 03:11 PM
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Lazy Ass
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: oh, and she's hot. lol
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we are going to need visual proof of that ...
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jokie joke...
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08-27-2007, 03:39 PM
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waa waaa waaa go make me a samwhich! 
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08-27-2007, 03:48 PM
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waa waaa waaa go make me a samwhich! |
Go fix me turkey pot pie!
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08-27-2007, 04:11 PM
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One punch to all of you!
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