Biker Dyke? - Sportbike Addicts

GixxxerKim · 10-03-2008, 08:56 PM

So I'm getting gas at my local station. Paid my $ sat on my bike, and began pumping. I thought to myself why is my leg all wet? The pump is leaking at the attachment all over my pants!

I go in to the cashier (who happens to be the only worker that evening) and tell him it is leaking. He claims that it just got inspected and it CAN'T leak. I explained that none the less, it is leaking, hence the fuel all over my leg. His remark to me was that I must be pumping it wrong! Amazing right? Erring on the side of caution isn't on this guy's list of priorities.

Laughing in surprise, I asked him to come out and see. He begins inspect the hose which is pretty dry at the time, and as I pump, nothing comes out. So I guess it doesn't happen for him right? Fine, it was my imagination. He walks away and a customer comes over and watches me wondering what is up. Now I feel the attachment between the hose and nozzle and it is dripping. I FLIP out and yell "Get the F**** back out here!"

Still leaking, and now he has 6 customers to deal with on line. I'm more pushy saying it is STILL leaking and that a sign needs to be put up about it. I ask him to move me to another pump. Okay no problem right?

A customer (woman) tells me I shouldn't talk to him like that. WHAT?! Did she see what happened? I didn't even insult the guy cause I go there multiple times during the week to fuel and know them enough to be more than friendly. But apparently I bothered this disheveled lady. I told her to F*** off since she had no idea what was going on and didn't even hear how he alluded to me being somehow incompetent and unable to properly work a pump.

Now I'm finishing fueling my bike and "upset woman" pulls up in her mini van to say that everyone was referring to me as a biker dyke inside at the counter. WOW! It offended this lady so much that I was irate about a fuel attendants obstinate decision to disregard safety, that she insulted me. Well the only dyke I saw there was her, and so I told her that. All she could do was laugh, and drive off, and I was stating loudly how I'd knock her the f*** out. (yeah I have a temper problem when I'm pushed.). I wish I had a snappier come back though.

Now I've gotten lots of stains out of my jeans (use your imagination). But at least I wasn't riding with a nice set of leather pants, or a track suit.

Can I attract more guys with the gasoline cologne on my thigh or chicks? What turns YOU guys on?

**John712** · 10-04-2008, 10:36 AM

I read your thread then noticed it was in the Females Section. But part of our wonderful job to to monitor posts

but anyhow I noticed you were asking GUYS a question at the very bottom of your post, most if not all men aren't allowed in the female section so I moved your post to General Bike Talk where the guys can relate

tommymac · 10-04-2008, 10:45 AM

Look at john playing moderator

Tom

Brian78 · 10-04-2008, 11:19 AM

vagina im my face turns me on

Jake · 10-04-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by John217

I read your thread then noticed it was in the Females Section. But part of our wonderful job to to monitor posts

but anyhow I noticed you were asking GUYS a question at the very bottom of your post, most if not all men aren't allowed in the female section so I moved your post to General Bike Talk where the guys can relate

I could read the post before you moved it.

nnjhawk02 · 10-04-2008, 12:21 PM

Um yes gas fumes is a HUGH turn on

I would have pulled her out of the van & beat her azz - but thats me I could be wrong

High_Revs_17 · 10-04-2008, 12:21 PM

You might've been better off with leathers cuz they would've repelled the fuel, as for the bitch in the van, well, she's stuck in a minivan cuz of her miserable family life and she was most like jealous of you.

causef0rconcern · 10-04-2008, 09:14 PM

Umm....chick covered in fuel, angrily cursing off miserable soccer mom, straddling motorcycle...yeah. wanna grab a drink sometime?

GinoE · 10-04-2008, 09:44 PM

beaver.

if i can find that little box & hit it just right, it's pure ecstasy!

ok, let me be a little more specific: T7 - the white little box at the top, just before the downhill blind right-hander...

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Originally Posted by GixxxerKim

... What turns YOU guys on?...

GixxxerKim · 10-06-2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John217

I read your thread then noticed it was in the Females Section. But part of our wonderful job to to monitor posts

but anyhow I noticed you were asking GUYS a question at the very bottom of your post, most if not all men aren't allowed in the female section so I moved your post to General Bike Talk where the guys can relate

Yeah I may have SAID guys, but I encompass chicks in that. Doesn't really matter where its posted I guess. Thanks for looking so thoroughly into my post to see that.