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08-23-2006, 10:54 AM
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SLOmar
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work vs. prison
what is the difference between prison and work? Just in case you ever get the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer.
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
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08-23-2006, 12:54 PM
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Mr. Megadeth
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Originally Posted by AfricanBootyScratcher
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
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Ugh, at my old work there was some dude who would piss all over the floor for all urinals, unless you got in SUPER early, you'd be lookin at a piss ridden floor in the bathroom, couldn't freakin stand it....
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08-23-2006, 02:11 PM
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Ugh, at my old work there was some dude who would piss all over the floor for all urinals, unless you got in SUPER early, you'd be lookin at a piss ridden floor in the bathroom, couldn't freakin stand it....
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Happened yesterday here. I go in the stall to make a deposit and as I'm pullin' down my trousers I notice a flood of piss on the floor under the bowl. Now had I not noticed that, I would've been sitting there, doing my business while my pants soak up lukewarm piss juice. WTF is wrong with people??
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08-23-2006, 02:30 PM
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don't forget the 3 curly hairs on the seat too.
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08-23-2006, 02:31 PM
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ewwwwww
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08-23-2006, 02:45 PM
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don't forget the 3 curly hairs on the seat too.
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You mean the snails?
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08-23-2006, 02:48 PM
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Unscheduled Blond Moments
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 wow guys... WAAAAY tooo much info...
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08-23-2006, 02:59 PM
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wow guys... WAAAAY tooo much info... |
From what I hear, women's bathrooms are far worse than the men's rooms.
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08-23-2006, 03:00 PM
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My wife always complains how some women are fucking pigs in public restrooms.
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08-23-2006, 03:08 PM
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 well they are, but you don't see me telling all the disturbing details of how filthy they are... and they ARE!
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08-23-2006, 03:08 PM
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Come on share them. If anything it should be entertaining.
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08-23-2006, 03:23 PM
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use your imagination....
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08-23-2006, 03:35 PM
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come on tell us!
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08-23-2006, 03:41 PM
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used tampons stuck to the cieling?
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08-23-2006, 03:43 PM
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Unscheduled Blond Moments
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or just left in the toilet...
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