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Old 05-24-2005, 09:52 AM   #1
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want..

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?


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MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Old 05-24-2005, 04:52 PM   #2
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Sadly, the women's english is pretty much on target :lmao:
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:22 PM   #3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Qetesh
Sadly, the women's english is pretty much on target :lmao:


Yup! you got that right!!
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Old 05-25-2005, 09:35 AM   #4
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That is so True!
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Old 05-29-2005, 07:55 PM   #5
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Yeah, tell me about it! :NONO-2:
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