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Old 12-04-2005, 12:11 PM   #1
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Admission + Open Bar: $35
Tipping the Bartender: $20
Dancing all night long: Free
Getting Bombed: With Admission
Getting home at 5:30am: No sex from the wife for a day
Talking in your sleep: Free
Telling the wife you hooked up with a girl in your sleep: Free
Waking up to the wife saying "So who did you kiss last night?": Free
My face this morning: PRICELESS
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Old 12-04-2005, 12:24 PM   #2
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DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-05-2005, 10:37 AM   #3
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LMFAO Lo!!...I would have been woken up out of my sound sleep with a right cross to the mouth.
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:38 AM   #4
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umm, id have woke up to my nuts in a jar on my table.
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:55 AM   #5
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LMFAO Lo!!...I would have been woken up out of my sound sleep with a right cross to the mouth.
She was thinking about it....

LMFAO!
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:55 PM   #6
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the question is did you hook up or were you dreaming?
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:49 PM   #7
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lol at least you guys are gonna wake up...i don't think my pookie ookie wookie would let me breath again
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Old 12-06-2005, 03:20 PM   #8
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the question is did you hook up or were you dreaming?
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Old 12-06-2005, 04:11 PM   #9
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lol at least you guys are gonna wake up...i don't think my pookie ookie wookie would let me breath again
I could see the cops busting down your door with guns drawn as she has you in a choke hold, your face turning colors, her saying "Back off pigs, I'm takin him down!" lol
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Old 12-06-2005, 08:07 PM   #10
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Damn haven't i taught you better?


What happens at the club, stays at the club.....
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Old 12-06-2005, 08:57 PM   #11
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What happens at the club, stays at the club.....
Thanks Nick, I'm reading this with Kelly over my sholuder, and she gave me the "look" :2finger:
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Old 12-06-2005, 10:26 PM   #12
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Thanks Nick, I'm reading this with Kelly over my sholuder, and she gave me the "look" :2finger:
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What happens on the net is always fake. Never believe anything you read on the net.
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