Can you cry under water? yes esp when you are drowning
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? assasination is to kill a prominant person for "political" reasons. tupac and biggie were not assasinated, they were murdered. JFK was assinated cause he was a political figure.
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? first penny is for you time seceond penny is for your thoughts
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? to prevent crushing, circular boxes are easier to crush with hiting an edge, and it wouldnt be feseable to create circle boxes either
What disease did cured ham actually have? cured is an english word with mulitple meaning. 1 is to restore health the other is to preserve food
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? eye illusions
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? babies are psychologically empty when sleeping, they do not dream there for they are clear minded when sleeping, we dont wake up cause we dream that causes subconscience order
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yes because generally they are excused from court (jury duty wise) if its a case against them the court is subjected to translate everything to bradial?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? "it was in a movie" & "it was on tv" sounds better then "it was on a movie" & "it was in a tv"
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? because out eyes can only see so far before we lose focus
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. no nurses leave the room when you change the doctor comes in after.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? why are pants plural? 1 left leg one right leg
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? i know people who love burnt toast, but the settings are for bagels and other thicker slices of bread or frozen eggos
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? its to entertain babies, they have no sense of language anyways they just like the rythem of the song
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? im sure there is a loophole somewhere
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? then there wouldnt be a show about it now would there?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? people do that?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ones a pet the other is a character that accually talks
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? then there wouldnt be a roadrunner now would there, and that means no entertaining cartoons
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? corn and vegatable oil is made for cooking, baby oil is used for babies.
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? yes its the rythem the babies like, the words are changed to keep the parents from hanging themselves
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? didnt, i learned it in language acquisition class for speech pathology
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? cause your breath smells bad to them, the air is the air, dogs have heighted smell sense.
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