1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. NO
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. NO
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. YES
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."NO, but it's a great idea!
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.NO
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"NO
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."NO
8. Don t use any punctuation YES
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.Hmm, depends on my mood...lol
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.NO, but will....LOL
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."NO, but I threw ice cubes at the window where they give you the food b/c they put ice in my soda......bastards!!!!!!
12. Sing Along At The Opera.NO
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't RhymeNO
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.NO
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.NO
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, 'Rock Bottom'.NO
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"NO
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"NO, but that is funny!
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy,We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."NO KIDS HERE!
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......It's Called Therapy. Yeah had some of that
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