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11-06-2006, 10:10 AM
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sponge mike square pants
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Lap dances
dude.. all i gotta say is a knee in the crotch dosent feel good... stop rubbing your knee on my crotch... i paid for a lap dance....not a knee dance...
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dude...being a jets fan is like having a fetish for getting kicked in the nuts
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11-06-2006, 10:23 AM
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The Solution
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dude.. all i gotta say is a knee in the crotch dosent feel good... stop rubbing your knee on my crotch... i paid for a lap dance....not a knee dance...
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Was she Russian? 
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11-06-2006, 10:29 AM
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sponge mike square pants
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of course she was... and no offence to soda ... but russin chicks are the worst at lapdances. it was my mistake.... i take full responsibility for it.
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11-06-2006, 10:39 AM
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maybe bad at lapdances but grrreeeeate at HEAD  ~
but you are right... knee in balls is never good...
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11-06-2006, 11:42 AM
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Back It In
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russian chicks are freaks in bed!!!!!!!
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11-06-2006, 10:59 PM
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Sounds like someone's on business in Vegas, no?
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11-06-2006, 11:08 PM
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French-Canadian chicks give good lap dances. No knees
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11-06-2006, 11:09 PM
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French-Canadian chicks give good lap dances. No knees
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But real feet? Weird.
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11-07-2006, 08:33 AM
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French-Canadian chicks give good lap dances. No knees
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But the top half of their head comes off when they talk....
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11-07-2006, 10:51 AM
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I just get a massage when I go for bachelor parties.. for $5 that girl sure does an excellent job! It must have been about 10 minutes, but it felt like half hour!
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11-07-2006, 01:16 PM
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i got two songs for 20 bucks.. i got had big time fuckin communit pigs!!!
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dude...being a jets fan is like having a fetish for getting kicked in the nuts
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11-07-2006, 10:18 PM
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But the top half of their head comes off when they talk....
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No knees, no jaws, I'm sure they give great dances moving like Michael J Fox.
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11-09-2006, 11:17 PM
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Learner's Permit
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I just go to delialahs (sp) in philly and see the hottest girls and no knees to your junk....And beers and boobs....stupid jersey
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11-10-2006, 01:40 PM
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Lazy Ass
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Just an update
i do not pay for it..
last nigth after another fun corporate happy hour i recieved a phone call from a russian stripper "friend" of my.. picked her up form work and got laid all night long.. BTW cost 0 dollars... (she actually fileld up my truck all 25 gallons for picking her up , i feel like a manwhore )
dont waste your money on lap dances.. just make friends with them and do it for free
enjoy and have a nice day..
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11-12-2006, 02:07 AM
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Soda7o is my hero!
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