deliverin babies

[tommymac]

This has def been an intresting week to be me, from being attacked by one of my pythons to delivering a baby on the steps of the hospital at 3 in the morning. I dont know why I work in the hospital, my last 3 deliveries have been outside the hospital including one in a cab

Fortunatley mom and daughter are both doing well, and I told mom that she will have some good stories to tell.

One of our crack security guards folded like a cheap roof, he saw a few drops of blood and passed the fuck out. Now the funny thing is hes a total wannabe cop walks around like hes a real badass but is the biggest whimp there is. A few of us have been giving him a real hard time for this one since he wanted to run outside and control the scene but cant even remain conscious

I got another 2 and a half hours in my shift so lets see what else can happen.

tom

[CBRBob]

You....cool!

the guard....PUSS!

[njf4i]

I always like reading your stories tommy. Keep em coming....

Have you had a baby named after you yet?

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by njf4i

I always like reading your stories tommy. Keep em coming....

Have you had a baby named after you yet?

Thomas isnt exactly a common name in the community I work in

best part about it is I didnt trash another pair of sneakers this time, was able to catch the kid and avoid the gusher afterwards LOL

Tom

[JasonB]

What hospital do you work in?

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Jase

What hospital do you work in?

SUNY Downstate. We are literally across the street from kings county hospital.

Tom

[JasonB]

Originally Posted by tommymac

SUNY Downstate. We are literally across the street from kings county hospital.

Tom

In Brooklyn on linden boulevard?

[soda7o]

Originally Posted by tommymac

Thomas isnt exactly a common name in the community I work in

anythign that starts with a "T"woudl be good....
tyrone? talib? :wink: lol

good job tom good job.. we nee dmore peopel like you around

[liquiddevil2000]

wow..and to think i thought u were a boring dude all this time..lolol
(j/k)

[Rev]

Originally Posted by tommymac

This has def been an intresting week to be me, from being attacked by one of my pythons to delivering a baby on the steps of the hospital at 3 in the morning. I dont know why I work in the hospital, my last 3 deliveries have been outside the hospital including one in a cab

Fortunatley mom and daughter are both doing well, and I told mom that she will have some good stories to tell.

One of our crack security guards folded like a cheap roof, he saw a few drops of blood and passed the fuck out. Now the funny thing is hes a total wannabe cop walks around like hes a real badass but is the biggest whimp there is. A few of us have been giving him a real hard time for this one since he wanted to run outside and control the scene but cant even remain conscious

I got another 2 and a half hours in my shift so lets see what else can happen.

tom

More importantly how was the Turf? Carpetishy or was there a little tile? congrats to the new born!

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by soda7o

anythign that starts with a "T"woudl be good....
tyrone? talib? :wink: lol

good job tom good job.. we nee dmore peopel like you around

We get a lotof caribeans so theres a lot of jean pierres and that sort of stuff. We also see alot of African immigrants and they use more consonants in their names than you damn russians

its rare that I see a joe,john or something like that.

Tom