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Old 11-05-2006, 11:32 PM   #1
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well what else can i say, im the most ghettoest person you will ever meet and ever know. what can i say, i steal from everybody, you name

the person or age and i will steal it. i steal from a 7 year old if you want me to, hell i did it hundreds of times already. i took candy, money

and their bicycle from a 7 year old. also if you got marriage problems and want the wife or husband taken out PM me i'll take care of it ASAP.

any way you want it, you want it to look like an accident let me know, i will shoot a 12 guage into his or her face not a problem. im bad real

bad, i killed more people in one year with my shot gun then cancer killed people in 12 years. if there is anything you want let me know i can

get it, anything. you want a new bike, let me know what kind and i will have it for you within 3 days and your on your own with trying to get

a title for it, but for an additional $25.00 i can make you a title on my printer, i know how to make inksurance and inktitles because i am the

man you want to know. you need parts for your bike, let me know, im always on the prowl i get what you need, CHEAP!!!. you want DVD's

Plasmas i got you, pm me what you need and a truck will stop in front of your house with everything you want. i can set up your house movie

theatre style no joke. cars...? thats a freaking joke, u got damaged parts on your car.? i can make it better and improved that your boys

would be like ohhhhhh shit you fixed your shit over night. stereo systems blahahahaha now thats funny, I GOT YOU!!! people will hear you

for 10 minutes before they see you for extremely cheap. rims for your car or SUV let me know what you want, i gets it all, spinners are played

out but if thats what you want PM me and i will be at your house within 2 days with all kinds of rims. and if you got a Lexus, go fuck yourself

those are cheap, you can go to any mall, food store, any street or parking facility and you can find a Lexus, take what you need yourself, like

i said go fuck yourself mother fucker oh and if you drive a lexus and are offended dont forget that i killed more poeple then cancer you

asshole. if you like a girl and she dont like you i will make a offer she cant refuse, just be sure to be ready when she come knocking on your

door because i mean business and dont fuck me over, dont forget the cancer statement. she will be so scared to break up with you because

of ME!!! laptops i get them, any kind style and color, fellas if you want a pink laptop i got you if you wanna get your girlfriend who is your

wifes friend a laptop let me know i got you. you want football or baseball tickets let me know where you want to sit, i will go there and put

fear into that persons life that you will automatically have his season tickets for FREE and if you want devils or rangers tickets go fuck

yourself because you dont know hockey other then the names devils or or rangers, remember my cancer statement asshole. and if you want

to get into the movie industry i got you, you will be in Titantic 2 or meet the fuckers part whatever. like dinero said, you you youuuuuu your

good you, but guess what your good at sucking because you read this entire

post asshole.

thank you and have a great day.
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Old 11-06-2006, 12:34 AM   #2
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Old 11-06-2006, 12:46 AM   #3
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If you included breaks for paragraphs, I might read your post....
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Old 11-06-2006, 07:52 AM   #4
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If you included breaks for paragraphs, I might read your post....


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Old 11-06-2006, 08:45 AM   #5
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I'm still not gonna read it because i know johnnycakes is not ghetto!!!!
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:50 AM   #6
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:51 AM   #7
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Old 11-06-2006, 11:41 AM   #8
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I don't get it...
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Old 11-06-2006, 04:31 PM   #9
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it's self explanatory, "i get what you need" a lot easier to understand then catching lightning in a bottle.
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Old 11-06-2006, 04:34 PM   #10
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John,when i get home i'm going to shoot you.....
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Old 11-06-2006, 06:55 PM   #11
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John,when i get home i'm going to shoot you.....

be sure to call me when you do get back, rememberi told you that drinks are on me when you do get back only because you insisted on paying the bill for a few of us before you left, so be sure to keep your money home

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be sure to call me when you do get back, rememberi told you that drinks are on me when you do get back only because you insisted on paying the bill for a few of us before you left, so be sure to keep your money home

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it's self explanatory, "i get what you need" a lot easier to understand then catching lightning in a bottle.
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Old 11-07-2006, 10:43 PM   #14
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Don't make me bust out the video of you 2 in the champs bathrom. HAHAHAHA


i got 2 words for you but being im a christian i wont say it.





























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you post those fucking vids i'll kill you
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