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07-12-2006, 12:28 PM
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"Funny Resume" - LMAO!!!
MARTHA MARIA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOS DE EL CAMINO DE LA REINA
15 South Projectos, Apartamento El Baisman
El Bronx, Nueva Jork wung wung for sero sero
SELULA FON: (917) 555-5555 (today is terned off but I will get de monee order tumoro)
FON DE LA CASA: Neybor's fon, (788)999-9999 (just ask for me and they will yell for me)
OBJECTED:
Juan day (maybe after dis job) I wanna opin a Day Kare in mine own apartment for teng kidz.
SKELLZ:
I wash my sisters kidz wheng she goes to de dancing at 'Latin Quarta', I shange the kidz pamperz, misk de milk and shocolate Quick in da botella whilg I wash de novelas at de saing tine.
EJUCACION:
I grajuaded from fif grade. Deng I grajuated from aighf grade. Deng I learned alot from my tia Juana, she let me quit skool so she cood show me to babysit my cozins, Juan, Pito, Tito,Flaco, Papo, Chavela, Chavelo, and Yvette (pobrecita, she dunt even nose who her papi iz!!!)
WORK ESPERIENCE:
Wheng I got tired of babysittin, I woked in a fabrica sowing and stealing dresses. Reason for leabing: My jefe Hector, tried to hit on me and his lady 'Luz Maria' caught himg. Deng I got anofa jub at B.I.M. storez , i wuz eng charge of foldeng de genes. Reason for leabing: Tio Juan died in my other country and I hadda go to de funeraria. I din't no him, but I hadda go ova dare, you know, for mortal support and all dat. So anywhey, my jefe got mad and fired me. Deng I stayed home and sold 'Avon' cosmeticos. I hadda to quik becose I orderd too muco stuff for my familia and dey didng paid. So weng 'Avon' axed me furr de monee I didng hab it. My last jub was at "Mi Baby Papi Chulo Day Care" I wached all the kidz for all the moders who hadda get on welfel.
REFERENCES:
Jus call the payfon ecross de estreet and ask anywung ebout MARIA LA LOCA, eberyone know me and dey tell ju all ebout mee
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07-12-2006, 12:37 PM
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It would have been funnier if they were regular misspellings instead of phonetic spellings.
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07-12-2006, 12:49 PM
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Well I didn't make it...sorry your disappointed by it!
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07-12-2006, 12:57 PM
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Well I didn't make it...sorry your disappointed by it!
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It is my duty to critique everything I find on the internet. I was just doing my job.
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07-12-2006, 01:03 PM
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I don't get it, and I'm half a "funny".
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07-12-2006, 01:08 PM
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funny except i hate the word "funny"!
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07-12-2006, 01:18 PM
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If you research the origins of the word, funny is used correctly in this instance.
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07-12-2006, 01:23 PM
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If you research the origins of the word, funny is used correctly in this instance.
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So would I be a "funnyguinea" or a "woperican"?
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07-12-2006, 01:25 PM
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If you research the origins of the word, funny is used correctly in this instance.
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yeah i guess "i no a funny a ingles"  ..still i think it has a negative connotation. |
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07-12-2006, 01:27 PM
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yeah i guess "i no a funny a ingles" ..still i think it has a negative connotation. |
Silly question, but did you ever think it had a positive connotation?
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07-12-2006, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Vin
Silly question, but did you ever think it had a positive connotation?
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07-12-2006, 01:38 PM
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yeah i guess "i no a funny a ingles" ..still i think it has a negative connotation. |
without a doubt it's a negative. Most people don't use racial slurs as a complement or a greeting...except...you know...
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07-12-2006, 01:40 PM
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Edited...please don't use any racial remarks.... the "s" could be found as offensive as the "n" word. But the word Funny is great
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07-12-2006, 01:40 PM
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I'm saying that the word naturally has negative connotations. It's not intended to give you a warm and fuzzy.
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07-12-2006, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Vin
I'm saying that the word naturally has negative connotations. It's not intended to give you a warm and fuzzy.
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Silly question, but did you ever think it had a positive connotation?
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guess i must have misunderstood your post |
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