I am ready to kill somebody

[redneckrider]

freeze 5 cans of shaving cream, cut the cans off the cream, throw them inside her car. Put pieces of Bologna all over her SUV. After a while, circles of paint will pull off with the bologna. Break some eggs down into her vents at the bottom of the windshield. Remove the schraeder valves from all her tires. Icepick all her tires.

[nnjhawk02]

Originally Posted by redneckrider

freeze 5 cans of shaving cream, cut the cans off the cream, throw them inside her car. Put pieces of Bologna all over her SUV. After a while, circles of paint will pull off with the bologna. Break some eggs down into her vents at the bottom of the windshield. Remove the schraeder valves from all her tires. Icepick all her tires.

Wow I'm not Pissin U off


T - as stated in CF - move

[Cakes206]

Originally Posted by redneckrider

Put pieces of Bologna all over her SUV. After a while, circles of paint will pull off with the bologna.

Thats one I haven't heard of

[redneckrider]

yea, free polka dotted paint job....

[CORNBREAD]

NYPD sucks ass....They do nothing excpet pose for pictures w/ tourists. I had a similar thing happen to me a few years back. They always say there's nothing we can do. Maybe you should call this Cop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhxjxAMQXpY

[Barbi]

That sucks Tommy.. hope it goes well for you on Tuesday. Be careful with your "revenge". Just sayin...

[Cakes206]

Originally Posted by redneckrider

yea, free polka dotted paint job....

Damn, imagine what it does to yer insides

[Shelly]

Yikes....I'd go the small claims route. Personal vendetta and revenge on your own is very appealing but...might get you into more trouble and more screwed in the long run if it can be proven,etc. Just not worth it. Hopefully you can get it on tape to help your case. Good luck.

[brianfults51]

women are stupid! fill a squirt gun with break fluid and put it on her suv as you walk by

[GinoE]

damn, tom. i hope it all works out for you.

(gonna get me some oscar myer & head off to the commuter parking lot...)

[Mike295]

holly shit dude thats fucked up big time. sucks they cant nail her for leaving the seen of an accident You should put dogshit under her car handel

[High_Revs_17]

What a fuckin cunt...the ol' bananas in the tailpipe should keep her stranded in complete dumbfoundedness for a while.

[Smokes35]

I think u should ask her out on a date, have sex with her, and never talk to her again... Then brag to all your friends at work about it so when they see her, they point and laugh at her.



now thats revenge... and u get off, so its like sweet revenge.

[redneckrider]

dont use a banana in the tailpipe, use a potatoe that is bigger then the diameter of the pipe. You have to push it in pretty hard to get it to cut off the surrounding edges, then use a stick to push it waaaayyyy up into the exhaust. this will guarentee that her car will not start.

I forgot about he brake fluid. that shit will eat paint in no time.

A bunch of packing peanuts in her gas tank will clog everything up. Bleach in her oil will blow her motor in about five minutes, though it will be tough to get o the oil. You could remove the differenttial fill plug from her rear differential and fill it with sand. She wont go too far after that. Loosen all of her lug nuts, but dont take them all the way off, eventually the rims rattling around will either break off the lugs or break the rim, this = crash. Could go old fashioned and just cut her brake lines. Actually though you will only need to cut one, and all the fluid will leak out when she hits the brakes.

[sonny]

VICIOUS.

We should prolly lock this thread from prying eyes...

Any update tom?