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Old 06-24-2005, 09:51 AM   #1
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A girl at my job told me that the office smelled like sewage, so I told her to close her legs
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:58 AM   #2
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:53 AM   #3
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That's bad but funny!
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Old 06-24-2005, 12:01 PM   #4
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she must've felt like crap :blushes: :shake:
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Old 06-24-2005, 12:08 PM   #5
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Old 06-24-2005, 02:03 PM   #6
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U are an asshole :omg:
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Old 06-26-2005, 11:22 AM   #7
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Wow...wheres the smilie holding a "Youra Mess" sign when ya need it
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Old 07-15-2005, 08:52 AM   #8
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A girl at my job told me that the office smelled like sewage, so I told her to close her legs

We use that around around our office all the time (my department is alllll women). There's ALWAYS some inconsiderate putz who will eat a can of tuna for lunch, then throw the can away in a trashcan in the middle of the office. Oh yeah, THAT makes for a pleasant scent by about 3:00 p.m. Without fail, one of my co-workers will cruise by, and state, "Sheesh, it smells like a wharf in here!" Hah, talk about leaving one's self open (no pun intended!)
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