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Old 08-26-2008, 04:50 PM   #1
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President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air
Force One. George looked at Laura , chuckled and said, 'You know, I could
throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody veryhappy.'
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out
of the window and make! ten pe ople very happy' Cheney added, 'That being
the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a
hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his
eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could
throw all of y'all asses out of the window and make 56 million people very
happy.' If you're one of those 56 million, pass this on.

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Old 08-26-2008, 04:59 PM   #2
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I got a better joke then that...
Obama.
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Old 08-26-2008, 05:23 PM   #3
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I got a better joke then that...
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Old 08-26-2008, 06:52 PM   #5
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:20 AM   #6
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CBRBob/ism409 ticket in 2012
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:41 AM   #7
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CBRBob/ism409 ticket in 2012
You'd have "37" posters all over the place and all street legal 2 smokers brought back.
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:57 AM   #8
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CBRBob/ism409 ticket in 2012
I agree...That would be the best ticket the US ever had
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That wouldn't be so bad.
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Old 08-27-2008, 12:50 PM   #10
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I agree...That would be the best ticket the US ever had
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