Probable Safety Rules Changes for Ghay MA

[FDNYDANO18]

Feel free to add your own predictions..........

1. No more "right turns" ,circle tracks "only" for safety reasons...to many people crashing behind the "pace car"

2. Goodyear Tires exclusive"spec" tire distrubutor (for "patriotic" reasons)

3. Larger "fairings" to cover mandatory "safety" cages around "drivers"..with the added benefit of increaced space for Sponsor "Logos"

4. Mandatory 'Pitt" stops for increaced participation by the "untalented"and "fan interest"

5. V twin engine format for uniformity of unique "american sound" as Trademarked "American" racing ....ie no "Euro/Jap sounding Engines"...this to include Ducati's...as they "rev Much too High"

6. All "Drivers" must sign/swear allegience to NASCAR.

7. All future "drivers" to be pulled from the available talent in the Craftsman Jr. Busch Series.

[Cakes206]

8. All fluids before and after a race shall be consumed from a dual fed hard hat.

[carl_g]

I dunno I thought the race last night was good... it was weird to see a pace car out there.. but other then that the 200 under the lights was cool.

[CBRBob]

It was shitty, they were making it out to be a whole lot more than what it was. Under lights WOW, a wife on the grid WOW. Um, so..? Hey look, 2 lights went out, lets put a SLOW CAR on the track, oops they ran into each other behind the SLOW CAR, now we need a red flag and an AMBULANCE. Hmm, where does Ben go when the SLOW CAR comes out, dunno, lets make him race around the track ALONE to catch up to the back, then wave him past everyone while they all PARADE around SLOWLY. Hmm, was it 55 or 57 laps, they don't know! NASBIKE has arrived.

[carl_g]

You guys are just bitter. They should just go back to doing things the old way.

[FDNYDANO18]

What flavor koolaide?......

[carl_g]

It's like grumpy old men here !