you can never have..... - Sportbike Addicts

**John712** · 06-05-2006, 02:14 PM

anything nice without someone messing it all up for you.

last night i just docked my brand new 25 foot Boston Whaler after just purchasing it the day before. and i paid a pretty freaking penny for this monster. trust me, its a thing of beauty. i said to myself this will be my 1st and last boat i ever get so im gonna go all out and get the works. and this thing has everything but 50 inch Plasma. and being the price i paid for it i didnt want anybody to fuck with it so i also bought a nice tarp that covers the ENTIRE boat. so after me and my wife covered the boat we decided to drink the curtasy beers that were left in the refrigerator. so as were sitting there drinking the beers we see this couple, a Man and a Lady. just lurking around admiring the boats and what not.

but when they get to my boat they stopped, i seen her pointing to the boat and he looks at it, then he points somewhere on the boat and they both are looking at it. and now i feel good that someone is looking at something of mine and actually admiring it. then the Lady gets real close now. and i take 2 steps back to see what their doing because the boat is only 18 hours old and am still a little nervouse about people on or around it. then out of no where the lady pulls of the tarp from the rear of the boat and the Man decided to take a fucking piss in the rear of the boat. im like WADAFUK. i run over there and give them a piece of my mind. i really wanted to knock the shit out of him, but i would wind up going to jail and probably this asshole would sue me for my Boston Whaler, and i wasnt gonna let that happen. but as im yelling at them the man is holding his beer belly with both hands and laffs with his rosey red face up in the air. so i said the hell with it and flicked my cigarette at him and it burnt a hole in his shirt and a burn mark on his stomach. the couple walked away with this discusting look on their face while yelling and cursing on the top of his lungs. needless to say the man was arrested for public intoxication, urinating in public because he was caught on camera and disturbing the peace.

good for the bastid !!!!

Kennedy · 06-05-2006, 02:17 PM

You can never have enough.........time

SilverDragon · 06-05-2006, 02:42 PM

Did the camera pick up on your flicking the cigarette at him?

ffejtable · 06-05-2006, 02:45 PM

you people are a mess!

JasonB · 06-05-2006, 02:57 PM

You need help...come on let go to see someone. He has a jacket for you to try on. It doesn't work like a regular jacket but it will fit you just fine. Come on lets go...

Dont worry it will be ok...

gottaducati · 06-05-2006, 03:11 PM

bro, youre making that shit up. no way did someone piss on your brand new whaler and you not tie the anchor around his neck. are you for real!?! pissing on a 25 ft whaler? i would have trimmed the outboards up out of the water and cut his face off with the stainless steel prop.

ps: nice boat. i love whalers.

High_Revs_17 · 06-05-2006, 03:21 PM

Barbi · 06-05-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jase

You need help...come on let go to see someone. He has a jacket for you to try on. It doesn't work like a regular jacket but it will fit you just fine. Come on lets go...

Dont worry it will be ok...

one of those pretty white ones? That ties in the back?

Commuta_Busa · 06-05-2006, 03:39 PM

boat people... so sensitive....

j/k!