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Old 07-26-2006, 09:11 PM   #16
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What if its a smelly hot chick..then its a smelly person and food......ewww, even grosser.

Why hot chick?....cause we'll eat smelly chicks, but never eat ugly chicks.


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Old 07-26-2006, 09:32 PM   #17
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And if I have to see that damn "Head On" commercial, I'mma wig out. WTF is that anyway, looks like paste from 3rd grade you put on your forehead.

btw, I know what it is, but I can't stand that commercial.
"HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"

"HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"

"HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"





Have to admit their advertising strategy works, even though you hate the commercial you still remembered the product. I thought the same thing the first time I saw it.

Speaking of which, I was laughing out loud to myself today at the office after hearing Jimmy's most annoying 30 seconds playing over and over in my head, my boss thought I was nuts.

BTW, I think you need to create a forum of your complaints and add this one along with the dirty ketchup bottle and empty coffee pot.
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:55 PM   #18
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I'd suggest hanging up a pine tree air freshener near the guy, but in the end you be near something that smells like a grizzly bear shit in your pine tree.

I don't sugar coat much, but I believe there is no excuse for poor personal hygene. Someone that needs to get closer to the shower and deodorant usually gets told so in stereo.
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Old 07-26-2006, 10:57 PM   #19
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Indian food rocks. Guy that sits next to me is Indian, moved here 10 yrs ago. Always gives me stuff to try. Sometimes the stuff is ridiculously hot, one day he was eating sun dried peas, dipped in curry and red pepper. Eating these things like m & m's, I try one and my mouth about catches on fire.
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Old 07-26-2006, 11:02 PM   #20
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I have a two part rant for today...
Can someone please explain to me how one can not smell their own body odor when the nose is approx 10" away from the armpit but yet I can smell it walking within a 5 foot radious of that person. And dude, you sit at a computer all day and number crunch, you ain't runnin a marathon. Nasty. And number two, (different person) I know people like curry, thats fine, its your choice, but please don't put your food in the micro for 8 minutes and walk away, fuggin stink up the place. Thanks for the "curry cloud."

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Old 07-26-2006, 11:02 PM   #21
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I'd suggest hanging up a pine tree air freshener near the guy, but in the end you be near something that smells like a grizzly bear shit in your pine tree.
It's a good thing hes on the other side of the building.
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Old 07-27-2006, 02:19 AM   #22
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Cakes...you still bitching...

get to work and stop complaining!!!
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We have a guy t work that cooks calimari and salmon all the time stinkin up the place... and he is not a "westerner"... smokes might be onto something here!
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I have a two part rant for today...
Can someone please explain to me how one can not smell their own body odor when the nose is approx 10" away from the armpit but yet I can smell it walking within a 5 foot radious of that person. And dude, you sit at a computer all day and number crunch, you ain't runnin a marathon. Nasty.

yeah and this week being hotter then Hell the stanky pigs should be plentiful
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