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02-21-2010, 03:15 AM
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email i got
Dear Mr. President,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonus, use the following plan. You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million a piece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. That's Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. That's Forty million cars ordered and Auto Industry is fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage. The Housing Crisis is fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...
Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!
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02-22-2010, 09:18 AM
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i'm sold. let's do it.
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02-23-2010, 01:59 PM
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Uh....that's 40 TRILLION dollars geniuses.
That's 40,000,000,000,000 tax dollars. Fuck that.
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02-26-2010, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Jon FZ1
Uh....that's 40 TRILLION dollars geniuses.
That's 40,000,000,000,000 tax dollars. Fuck that.
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LMAO. Sometimes math can be a bitch! 
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02-27-2010, 10:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon FZ1
Uh....that's 40 TRILLION dollars geniuses.
That's 40,000,000,000,000 tax dollars. Fuck that.
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1 Million Dollars x 40 people = 40 Million Dollars. |
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02-27-2010, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by John217
1 Million Dollars x 40 people = 40 Million Dollars.
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million a piece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
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I think you're a bit counfused...
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02-27-2010, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by skid vicious
I think you're a bit counfused...
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yup i am lol |
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02-27-2010, 12:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by John217
yup i am lol
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1 million $ x 40 million ppl.
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02-27-2010, 01:42 PM
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Burnout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cakes206
1 million $ x 40 million ppl.
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AS long as I'm one of those 40 million people getting a million bucks, I'd say it's a pretty damn good idea
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