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Old 07-23-2006, 08:02 AM   #1
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anyone interested in helping me make it look like a accident.?

this is fucking bullshit !!!!!
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Old 07-23-2006, 08:36 AM   #2
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Old 07-23-2006, 09:04 AM   #3
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The drop-a-piano-on-her-from-the-second-story trick might work.
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:12 PM   #4
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how about the old loose rug, or skate board on the stairs gag???
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Old 07-23-2006, 01:37 PM   #6
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wood chipper, definitely the wood chipper. catch the chunks in a bucket and go fishing
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Old 07-23-2006, 03:37 PM   #7
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wood chipper, definitely the wood chipper. catch the chunks in a bucket and go fishing
That's a good one...
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wood chipper, definitely the wood chipper. catch the chunks in a bucket and go fishing
Thats a good one for Murder, but I think he wants to make it look like an accident.
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Old 07-23-2006, 08:56 PM   #9
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Got any friends with boats?
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Old 07-23-2006, 11:01 PM   #10
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i'm not sure what kind of accident, but during a nice thunderstorm, find a tree that has been knocked down lift it back up n put whatever is it under it
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Take her on a cruise. Slip her on a new rock coat. Get in the conga line, and then BAM she's right off. No questions asked.
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Take her on a cruise. Slip her on a new rock coat. Get in the conga line, and then BAM she's right off. No questions asked.
Take her on a cruise, definitely the cruise, make sure she's loaded, being drunk on a cruise....no questions asked. if that is to expensive revert back to the wood chipper, definitely the wood chipper.
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Old 07-25-2006, 12:43 PM   #13
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How do you guys know it's women problems? maybe he did something to his bike and wants the insurance to pay for it. lol. that was my first thought anyway.
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Old 07-25-2006, 12:49 PM   #14
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Old 07-25-2006, 01:51 PM   #15
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How do you guys know it's women problems? maybe he did something to his bike and wants the insurance to pay for it. lol. that was my first thought anyway.
That's also what I thought!
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