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Old 05-26-2006, 02:20 PM   #16
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27% of female lottery winners hid their winning ticket in their bras...
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Old 05-26-2006, 02:22 PM   #17
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Detroit, Michigan has more registered bowlers than any other city in the USA....
And they all look like Roy from Kingpin.
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Old 05-26-2006, 02:22 PM   #18
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96% of people put the peanut butter on first when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich....

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Old 05-26-2006, 02:32 PM   #19
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58% of all dogs do not believe jesus christ is the true messiah.
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Old 05-26-2006, 02:46 PM   #20
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let me explain this to my wife, i get a headache, lets go to bed

You need to stop bullsh!tting......... I never tell you lets go to bed I have a headache.......
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:00 PM   #21
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96% of people put the peanut butter on first when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich....

Yo flrc is either running for contestant on Jeopardy or drinks allot of snapple? LOL
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Old 05-26-2006, 03:08 PM   #22
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There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day...


(and unfortunately, none of those were in Mikeys house for the past 3 months)

owch.... how many calories does
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96% of people put the peanut butter on first when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich....


i find that hard to belive... i put jelly on first... Why??? simple jelly is always harder to spread then peanut butter. get the hard thing done first.
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i find that hard to belive... i put jelly on first... Why??? simple jelly is always harder to spread then peanut butter. get the hard thing done first.
I put Jelly first too!
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Jelly on one slice, peanut butter on the other, put together. How hard is that?
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Who has time for bread...spoon goes in the jar, scoops it out, scoop goes in ma mouth. But if I do use bread the crusts are history.
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During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex...

Damn I need to find me a girl with cronic headache syndrome
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Old 05-26-2006, 07:33 PM   #28
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alright. someone is either really bored or needs some ass...
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Did you know that if you place one end of an egg in the center of one of your palms and place the other end of the egg in the center of your other palm, then intertwine you fingers and press as hard as you can! You will not be able to crack that egg?
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