Words to live by from Mooj (40 Year Old Virgin)

[High_Revs_17]

Check out his last name--> Gerry Bednob. This guy deserves his own sound board.


"Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after fucking brunch!"

"The forecast today is dark and cloudy with a possibility of a drive-by."

"Oh, turban now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say 'Hey Jay, you want a slippy? You wanna slippy?' Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn, Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?"

"Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you 25?"

"Holy shit, man you got to get on that...I will pray for your cock."

"Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?"

"Go fuck a goat."

"Life is about people. It's about connections. It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures. It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez. And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls."

"Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV, my sister's dick look big on TV."

[jcblitz]

I think that movie is one of the funniest I've ever seen. When they first annoucned they were filming it I thought it was going to blow so I never went to see it. I finally saw it the other day and have watched it 3 times already.

[CBRBob]

So tell me Montel(Omar), why weren't we invited to party? What are we, Alqueda?

[Student Driver]

looks like a Man-O-lantern

[Smokes35]

Is it true if you dont use it, you lose it?-