Thats right folks!!! You heard it here first!!! This is the SMOKES35 ANNUAL GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE! You've seen going out of business sales before, where everything must go... but NO, this is an ANNUAL sale so nothing has to go anywhere unless you cheap sons of bitches pony up some serious effing dollars... THE DEALS ARE CRAAAAAAZY!
You might be asking yourself, whats the PERFECT holiday gift for myself??? Whats going to look so great under the Christmas tree your crotchal regions will SWELL with excitement??? LOOK NO FURTHER! BECAUSE HERE IT IS!!!
Heres what we got!
Pitbul front motorcycle stand!!! INVISIBLE BIKE INCLUDED!!! Look at this!!! WOW!!! I have no idea what pin it has in it, but it held up my TL1000R just great!!! No problems ever except for that one time but that was totally my fault! Use this to hold up anything! Note the worn finish, thats a PROFESSIONALLY worn finish! You cant just get that anywhere, the only way to get that is to tirelessly change front tires by yourself because your pit-bitch is a union member and you cant afford him... TAKE IT HOME FOR 100 bucks obo shipped! SHIPPED! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!
Pitbul rear motorcycle stand!!! HOLY CRAP! ITS LIKE A FRONT STAND BUT FOR THE BACK OF THE BIKE! Im FrEaKiNg OuT AT HoW aWeSoMe ThIs Is!!!! 100 BUCKS SHIPPPPPPPPED!!!! WoOoOoOoOoOoOoAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAhHhHhHhHhHhHh!!!!!! !!
a REAR WHEEL FROM A TL1000R!!! Have a big over weight pig of a motorcycle??? Need a new place to plant sweet potted plants??? Have a wife you want to run over but dont want to seriously injure??? THIS WHEEL IS FOR YOU!!!! IT COMES WITH AN AXEL AND A STOCK REAR ROTOR!!! DONT BELIEVE me??? THEN SCREW YOU! this is FOR REAL!!! NOT FOR FAKE!!! YOU GOTTTTA HAVE THIS BEAAAAAUUUUTTIFUL 6 inch wide REAR WHEEL!!! AARRRGGHHH!!! YEAH!!!!! now sing the "give it to me baby" part of the song with rick james but say... Ship it to me baby!!! for the low low price of $125dollars shipped!!!
Rear stand and wheel
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