My sig finally hit the max character limit, so now there will be an entire thread dedicated to Ian's priceless quotes. Turn off your gaydar before entering folks.
Here are the ones currently in my sig in case I rotate any of them out:
Quote:
Originally Posted by ronaldo9
there is no right girl for me
im a meat eater and im not converting for no female
ill take him out later this week
take me to the track again ill show u how i pack
jimmy did u raise ur rear
how do u want to be compensated for ur services
ull see my manhood at tbolt
I need to go to bath and bodyworks to pick up some lotion
can u beat stiffy at beaver
i have enough room in my mouth
whos eating meat today
i have to buy more lube
ffejtable: ninja
Jake: crotch rocket
Cakes206: gixxer
ronaldo9: sperm donor
ronaldo9: wait nvm
ronaldo9: organ donor
i have soft hands
mike295: u can get fucked up getting out of the bathtub
ronaldo9: theres a turn called the bathtub?
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