I cant make this stuff up

[tommymac]

Well its been yet another intreesting night in the ER. Only 2 smelly vaginas to look at so thats not too bad.

One of our quasi homeless frequent fliers shows up tonight, hes smashed out of his mind as usual and is prety much looking for a place to sleep. He can be kinda entertainign at times and at others hes just a real PITA. hes also got some real medical problems so hes on we have to kinda keep an eye on.

Recently hes been comming here and sleeping off his night of partying, last night he decided to just wander in, goes to the pantry, gets himslef soem food and sets up shop in an iso room untill hosp police had to forcibly remove him.

Seems hes been comming here and doing this a lot recently. tonight he decides to have a picinic in our waiting room. He comes in with a 3 liter bottle and cleans out our water jug. Secondly he had some bologna and some tuna fish no whe didnt have a cooler so to keep it cold he stuffed it up into the soda vending mahine. this worked all fine and dandy untill someone wanted a soda and they got a bologna covered coke

Gotta say they are some resilient individuals out here.

Tom