Your home phone rings and your newest custmer decideds to do business elsewhere becuase he found it cheaper... and when i say cheaper im saying LESS than 1% cheaper... whatever-- i hope his place burns down and he dosent have the right insurance...
Then... since he called your ass...AT HOME...at 6:45 this morning and you're now awake, u might a well just start your day...
Shower was good... Brushing my teeth went well...
Shaving??? thats a totaly different story... I looked like i shaved with a piece of broken safety glass and a blow torch--- wtf-- i will NEVER buy a cheap bic razor ever again--- i was in a hurry-- they were in the check out line hangin on the rack at WallyWorld, so i grab a 3 pack--- TERRIBLE IDEA... i should have went to the sporting goods isle and rammed a baseball bat up my ass cuz i just FUCKED MYSELF.
Ok, so im bleeding like a brazillian whore on her period... stiptic stick-- didnt work... alcohol-- lots of pain, didnt stop it either... solution????
band-aid... did we have bandaids--- oh yea we did, lots of bandaids... 3 boxes full
did we have any REGUALR bandaids??? SHIT NO! ARGH!!!!!!!
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You know your having a bad day when...
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