stupid questions
i can't be the only one to get them.... am i? during the summer it's always;
(keep in mind that these are my smartass answers that i would like to say, but don't)
1 hey, is this thing fast?
--no. i swapped engines with a harley.
2 how does this thing handle?
--like your mom after 4 or 5 shooters of southern comfort. fast and easy.
3 how fast does your bike go?
--ugh. please make it stop...
now that it's winter and the temp has dropped people seem to ask the same fuckin thing
1 nice day for a ride, huh?
--yup every day is
2 aren't you cold?
--no, i have special underwear on that channels my own flatulence around my body to keep me warm.
3 kind of cold for a bike ride today huh?
--yeah and it's hot in the summer. it's called the change of seasons. leave me the fuck alone
i can always tell the jokers that are going to say something too. they linger around your area for just a little bit too long....trying to make eye contact. thats when i just keep my head down and fuckin ignore everyone. they all think they're so original
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