Super Market Rant

[John712]

Yesterday my Fiance sent me to the local Super Market here (ShopRite) to get some things for the Refigerator such as Milk, Butter, Eggs and some other things that she happen to have Coupons for that she cut out of Saturdays Newspaper that happen to be on sale. it wasnt a lot of stuff so i didnt need a shopping cart, i was able to hold it all by hand. probably about 5 items the most. then as i was about to go to the cashier to pay for my shit i realized that i needed another box of Cocoa Pebbles so i go down the Cereal Isle. as im walking down the Isle from the rear of the store some crazy ass deranged lunatic came running up the isle, i mean he was hauling so much ass on his 2 feet, he had the worried look on his face it was almost like he was going to cry at any giving second, he was wimpering and whining while running up the isle, as he got closer to me he ran right into me and forced me to drop a gallon of milk, a dozen of eggs and a pack of butter containing 4 sticks. the gallon of mile fell to the floor and bursted open immediately, the eggs also opened up and i say about 10 or 11 of them broke, now im slipping and trying to gain my balance and thats when it happened, i dropped the butter while trying to gain my balance back my right foot went up in the air as i leaned back, and somehow i got my balance back, brought my right foot back down but it landed right on top of the butter that was sitting where the gallon of milk and eggs bursted open and SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP i went down, i was laying face first in EGGS, BUTTER and MILK. i got up immediately and looked at the fool. he said sir im so sorry but i got the biggest urge for Cinnamon Toast Crunch and need to get home and eat the entire box immediately. and thats how it ended, he ran back through the isle whimpering and whining again and bumped into another guy that was also carring eggs and milk ETC and knocked him to the floor as well. i said screw this shit and left the Super Market. as im in the parking lot walking to my truck i see the Trail Blazer zoom zooming in and out of the parking lot lanes, going up and down the wrong lanes and shit. he made a left turn and hit the garbage can, now i got 3 or 4 days of garbage splattered all over me and some school girls that were there raising money for cheerleading uniforms ETC. now i extremely pissed, more pissed then the day my neighbor came across the street cursing at me, my fiance and our daughter until i punched him out.

i didnt happen to get his licanse plate of the trail blazer. but i do remember what he looked like. he's about 5 foot nothing and 200 lbs and a bald head. i dont have a picture of him to post but if you ever watched that movie called the Goonies he looks like the Actiong Character called SLAUGF. i hope he reads this shit because one day if i ever see him again, im gonna ram a gallon of mike, a dozen of eggs down his throat, and a stick of butter up his ass and lock him behind the glass door in the frozen food section!!!!!