stupid questions

[skid vicious]

i can't be the only one to get them.... am i? during the summer it's always;
(keep in mind that these are my smartass answers that i would like to say, but don't)
1 hey, is this thing fast?
--no. i swapped engines with a harley.
2 how does this thing handle?
--like your mom after 4 or 5 shooters of southern comfort. fast and easy.
3 how fast does your bike go?
--ugh. please make it stop...


now that it's winter and the temp has dropped people seem to ask the same fuckin thing
1 nice day for a ride, huh?
--yup every day is
2 aren't you cold?
--no, i have special underwear on that channels my own flatulence around my body to keep me warm.
3 kind of cold for a bike ride today huh?
--yeah and it's hot in the summer. it's called the change of seasons. leave me the fuck alone

i can always tell the jokers that are going to say something too. they linger around your area for just a little bit too long....trying to make eye contact. thats when i just keep my head down and fuckin ignore everyone. they all think they're so original

[RollingSuicide]

[High_Revs_17]

C'mon Kurt, a little positive sportbike PR has never been a bad thing. So stop acting like a dick, pick up your head, smile, shake hands, and let those people know how nice and friendly we really are. :wave2:

[Smokes35]

4. Are you an asshole
-- yes

[Cakes206]

I get stupid shit like that all the time...the best was the other day when it snowed a lil, guys at work are like "Wheres the bike?" I can't even be bothered. Better yet, the people who always make the motion to lift up the front end, thats just great.

[High_Revs_17]

Stupid questions are one thing...stupid parents thinking it's OK for their little shits to sit on my bike while I'm not there is something else.

[skid vicious]

Originally Posted by Cakes

I get stupid shit like that all the time...the best was the other day when it snowed a lil, guys at work are like "Wheres the bike?" I can't even be bothered. Better yet, the people who always make the motion to lift up the front end, thats just great.

classic


from SH.ORG;

One of my favorites: "Is that a 1100"?

What I wanted to say, but didn't: "Yeah, that 1300 on the side just stands for how much your momma weighs".

[NeonspeedRT]

Originally Posted by skid vicious

now that it's winter and the temp has dropped people seem to ask the same fuckin thing
1 nice day for a ride, huh?
--yup every day is
2 aren't you cold?
--no, i have special underwear on that channels my own flatulence around my body to keep me warm.
3 kind of cold for a bike ride today huh?
--yeah and it's hot in the summer. it's called the change of seasons. leave me the fuck alone

I have heard that almost every cold day we've had so far. Granted here in FL, we've only had maybe 7 or 8 days where it's been into the 30's or 40's in the morning. I can only imagine how often you must hear it up north.