Rode my bike for the first time.
So I never had a lesson in my life.
I hop on, put on the helmet.
I pull the clutch, start it.
I shift it into gear and release the clutch.
It jumps and stalls.
I'm like. FUCK.
So I start it up,
Put in gear, release the clutch slower.
It jumps and stalls.
Fuck.
I put it in gear again, I SLOWLY release the clutch. And I start to accelerate.
My feet are in the air. I'm like, OMG!
I hug the bike, I get to the end of my drive way I hit the breaks to make the turn and it stalls.
I'm like FUCK.
I start it. release the clutch.
It jumps and stalls
Fuck.
I start it, SLOWLY release the clutch, and I move forward. I drive like 10 miles per hour down the block. I reach the turn, this time I pull the clutch and the breaks together make the turn, slowly release the clutch, accelerate down the next portion of block.
This time I slow down for the turn and feel the bike rumble so I hit the clutch, I make the turn, release clutch quickly, I JUMP forward.
I continue down the block.
Now for the last right turn before I am back home. The problem here is it is a hill.
I turn, I hit the clutch and the breaks and coast alll the way down.
I get to my spot. I pull in. breaks clutch and all. I put up the stand and release the handle bars but I forgot to move it to nuetral so It JUMPS forward and my foot peddle hit my car then I hit the engine cut off switch.
hahaha....
Now I'm gonna change my underpants.....
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