You wanna know what happens when your girlfriend cheats on you? You go out riding to get your mind off of things, and don't really think about it as you switch bikes with your buddy. You take his Vmax out, and he takes your GSXR. But he isn't used to leaning bikes way down and doing all that kneedown crap. So he enters a turn too hot and doesn't quite make it. Rough road in the middle of the 90 degreer/hot entry. Runs off the road and lowsides your shiny GSXR ( the one you clean and wax all the time 'cause your a freak), leaving claw marks all down the side of it, bending your rearset, and covering the bike in dust. Luckily, your friend gets up no problem 'cause he was geared. But your bike still looks like shit.
Moral of the story? Don't date for more than a week. Especially not years. Fucking bitch.
Hoe.
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'00 Suzuki GSX-R 750: Lonely in NJ.
'92 Honda VFR750 streetfighter: 500lbs of all weather, curb hopping, apocalypse-ready, pothole-eating urban assault device
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