Blonde's Year In Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
("duh"... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!)
March - Got excited... Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
(box said... "2 to 4 years!!!")
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...
(power went out!!!)
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...
(8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!)
June - Tried to go water skiing...
(couldn't find a lake with a slope.)
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...
(learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!)
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...
(car swamped, because top was down!!!)
September - The capital of California is "C"...
(isn't it???)
October - Hate M & M's...
(they are so hard to peel!!!)
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...
(instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108!!!)
December - Couldn't call 911...
("duh"... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!)
What a year!!!
