dont use a banana in the tailpipe, use a potatoe that is bigger then the diameter of the pipe. You have to push it in pretty hard to get it to cut off the surrounding edges, then use a stick to push it waaaayyyy up into the exhaust. this will guarentee that her car will not start.
I forgot about he brake fluid. that shit will eat paint in no time.
A bunch of packing peanuts in her gas tank will clog everything up. Bleach in her oil will blow her motor in about five minutes, though it will be tough to get o the oil. You could remove the differenttial fill plug from her rear differential and fill it with sand. She wont go too far after that. Loosen all of her lug nuts, but dont take them all the way off, eventually the rims rattling around will either break off the lugs or break the rim, this = crash. Could go old fashioned and just cut her brake lines. Actually though you will only need to cut one, and all the fluid will leak out when she hits the brakes.
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