[CBRBob]

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to m ake profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees and to the government.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that if I invest my life savings into a 401K that does well, the profit should be considered a windfall and I should pay higher taxes on it.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry my dog.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 6-8% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't .

Aint I brilliant!