A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take a pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila."
Instantly, and miraculously, a parking place appeared.
She looked up again and said,
"Never mind, I found one!"
