[Pirate]

I hate walking through the grass and stepping on doggie mines, i hate drive by shootings, walk by shooting, carjackings and hostage incidebts. i hate near miss incidents and near hit collissions. i hate out of tune pianos and bad karaoke singers. i hate melted candy from a vending machine and having to use correct change. i hate change machines because when i put my money in nothing changes. i'm still the same. i hate quarter washer machines, they never cost just a quarter....
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