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Jake 05-01-2009 02:40 PM

Shout Box Quote Thread
 
My sig finally hit the max character limit, so now there will be an entire thread dedicated to Ian's priceless quotes. Turn off your gaydar before entering folks.


Here are the ones currently in my sig in case I rotate any of them out:
Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo9
there is no right girl for me

im a meat eater and im not converting for no female

ill take him out later this week

take me to the track again ill show u how i pack

jimmy did u raise ur rear

how do u want to be compensated for ur services

ull see my manhood at tbolt

I need to go to bath and bodyworks to pick up some lotion

can u beat stiffy at beaver

i have enough room in my mouth

whos eating meat today

i have to buy more lube

ffejtable: ninja
Jake: crotch rocket
Cakes206: gixxer
ronaldo9: sperm donor
ronaldo9: wait nvm
ronaldo9: organ donor

i have soft hands

mike295: u can get fucked up getting out of the bathtub
ronaldo9: theres a turn called the bathtub?


Respect_My_Authorita 05-01-2009 02:43 PM

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8140/gheybu5.gif

carl_g 05-01-2009 02:49 PM

so we should add to this anytime we see a good one in the shout box? cool game :LOL:

carl_g 05-04-2009 11:59 AM

here's one from today: [Today 11:58 AM] ronaldo9: i think i would cry

Brian78 05-04-2009 09:49 PM

"look at the pretty scenery"

Jake 05-04-2009 09:56 PM

ok not quotes, but still ian-related comedy

http://sportbikeaddicts.com/images/N...697_resize.JPG

http://sportbikeaddicts.com/images/N...871_resize.JPG

http://sportbikeaddicts.com/images/N...872_resize.JPG

can we get the high res version :LOL:

Brian78 05-04-2009 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake (Post 98789)

'you make me wanna leave the one im with, start a new relationship with yoou... this is what you do'

Mike295 05-05-2009 02:04 PM

"i thougth about u though "

Jake 05-05-2009 02:10 PM

[Today 02:08 PM] ronaldo9: all the men wer elooking at me like :wtf:

Respect_My_Authorita 05-05-2009 03:54 PM

[Today 03:51 PM] ronaldo9: he's perfect everytime
[Today 03:51 PM] ronaldo9: thats why i love following stiffy

Jake 05-05-2009 04:04 PM

[Today 04:00 PM] ronaldo9: hope he's not sick
[Today 04:00 PM] ronaldo9: he was darker last year
[Today 04:00 PM] ronaldo9: anyone notice rossi looking a lil pale

pillaka 05-05-2009 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Respect_My_Authorota (Post 98841)
[Today 03:51 PM] ronaldo9: he's perfect everytime
[Today 03:51 PM] ronaldo9: thats why i love following stiffy

damn i'm good :cool: haha

carl_g 05-06-2009 09:44 AM

[Today 09:38 AM] ronaldo9: http://www.oprah.com/article/oprahsh...oupon-download


oprah>> seriously?? :LOL:

Jake 05-06-2009 02:08 PM

[Today 02:06 PM] ronaldo9: that sucks
[Today 02:06 PM] ronaldo9: ive done that before
[Today 02:05 PM] Jake: http://www.motifake.com/demotivation...1241612742.jpg

Jake 05-06-2009 02:13 PM

[Today 02:12 PM] ronaldo9: her body is gross
[Today 02:08 PM] Jake: NWS http://www.motifake.com/demotivation...1213723654.jpg NWS

FDNYDANO18 05-06-2009 10:39 PM

that sig is gonna give someone a stroke....


ps: that girl is snacky...:nod2::hitit::take_it::leghump:

Jake 05-06-2009 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FDNYDANO18 (Post 98869)
that sig is gonna give someone a stroke....

I think the term you are looking for is "seizure."

:thumbup:

FDNYDANO18 05-07-2009 12:08 AM

No...I meant it will cause permanent damage....

Respect_My_Authorita 05-07-2009 09:46 PM

[Today 09:45 PM] ronaldo9: what can i say...u push me to the limit

John712 05-09-2009 09:38 PM

[Today 09:36 PM] ronaldo9: we did it together

Jake 05-09-2009 09:39 PM

[Today 09:38 PM] ronaldo9: they were hard like right now its hard

John712 05-09-2009 09:40 PM

[Today 09:38 PM] ronaldo9: they were hard like right now its hard

Brian78 05-09-2009 09:40 PM

Today 09:36 PM] ronaldo9: they were hard like right now its hard

John712 05-10-2009 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nesba Member
There was so much interest on this item, but seeing how you went out of your way for that dusch bag, I was going to sell it to him because of your actions. I am forced to sell it to someone else now. Thanks for your help.

Thanks!
John

Thats all she wrote lol

JimRBlue 05-11-2009 08:11 AM

[Today 08:36 PM] ronaldo9: u can see the rear moving around

John712 05-12-2009 02:29 PM

[Today 02:28 PM] ronaldo9: apparently if ur rear has too much grip it will push the front and it will want to tuck

Jake 05-12-2009 02:30 PM

[Deleted SB archives] John217: how big is it

John712 05-12-2009 02:31 PM

[Today 02:31 PM] ronaldo9: so i guess i can receive

JimRBlue 05-13-2009 08:28 PM

Okay.. Why not....

[Today 08:48 PM] ronaldo9: im stuffing bowler

Mike295 05-14-2009 02:56 PM

[Today 02:53 PM] ronaldo9: but i have seriuosly gone hours
[Today 02:53 PM] ronaldo9: men think about beaver every 30 secs

Jake 05-18-2009 02:52 AM

:roflmao: awesome

Cakes206 05-19-2009 09:36 AM

ronaldo9: id flip a rear before i flip a front

Mike295 05-19-2009 10:35 AM

[Today 10:34 AM] ronaldo9: look forward to playing with u again

carl_g 05-19-2009 11:33 AM

This is from tssb today... not sure why I went there but I did and found this :roflmao:

[05:20 AM] ronaldo9: i like it hot :)

carl_g 05-22-2009 10:08 AM

[Today 10:05 AM] ronaldo9: i like cakes too

Ant 05-22-2009 10:45 AM

poor ian

Mike295 05-22-2009 12:19 PM

there you have it
[Today 12:18 PM] ronaldo9: nothing about me says gay

Respect_My_Authorita 05-22-2009 01:55 PM

[Today 01:49 PM] ronaldo9: forget the titties did u see the mat mladin vid

Cakes206 05-22-2009 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Respect_My_Authorota (Post 99166)
[Today 01:49 PM] ronaldo9: forget the titties did u see the mat mladin vid

:roflmao::crackup:

John712 05-22-2009 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ism409 (Post 99093)
This is from tssb today... not sure why I went there but I did and found this :roflmao:

[05:20 AM] ronaldo9: i like it hot :)


damn, that site still exists,?


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