a blond year
 

Blonde's Year In Review:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
("duh"... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!)

March - Got excited... Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...
(box said... "2 to 4 years!!!")

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...
(power went out!!!)

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...
(8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!)

June - Tried to go water skiing...
(couldn't find a lake with a slope.)

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...
(learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!)

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...
(car swamped, because top was down!!!)

September - The capital of California is "C"...
(isn't it???)

October - Hate M & M's...
(they are so hard to peel!!!)

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...
(instructions said 1 hour per pound, and I weigh 108!!!)

December - Couldn't call 911...
("duh"... there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!)

What a year!!!

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