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Brian78 08-17-2007 01:55 PM

Caught a bigtime thief
 
So,

im working my job today as a loss prevention associate at shoprite. Most of the time you get the 10 year old boys stealing packs of gum.. no big deal, grab them, bring them in the back, call their parents... basically scare them into not doin it again... today was a totally different ball game.. this shady guy comes in with his wife.. as he comes through the door i look over at my deputy Georgie.. i say look at this guy , follow him on the camera throughout the store he is trouble... so we follow him. through produce, eats half an apple, puts it back. onto the cereal aisle. opens up some captain crunch eats a handful, puts the box back. just all around disregard for everyone around him.. now this is where it gets good.. i see him grab 2 huge bags of dogfood, go into the back and dumps out the dogfood. he goes around the store throwing all sorts of things into the bags of dog food and then puts in under his cart, i guess thinking nobody would see it.. guess what buddy not on my watch. NOT ON MY WATCH. your fucked and im gonna make sure of it!!!!!!!!!!

simmons5 08-17-2007 01:58 PM

Wow to waste all that dog food should be a crime. Oh I mean good job.

Cakes206 08-17-2007 01:59 PM

Not on my watch, LMAO!

NYCSTRIPES 08-17-2007 02:05 PM

Dude, that's just wrong, but funny.
Ken

FigNewTon 08-17-2007 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BowleroftheYear (Post 73917)
guess what buddy not on my watch. NOT ON MY WATCH.

:spit:

Marker54 08-17-2007 03:26 PM

God damn Perps!

Kennedy 08-17-2007 03:50 PM

rofl

njf4i 08-17-2007 04:48 PM

:roflmao:

ronin_01r1 08-17-2007 04:59 PM

hahah.. good job man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BowleroftheYear (Post 73917)
go into the back and dumps out the dogfood.

lol, i'm picturing this dude dumping all the dog food on the floor somewhere in the back of the store all stealth-like, but in reality, painfully conspicuous....like a very bad comedy. :lol:

High_Revs_17 08-17-2007 05:57 PM

Is this real or a joke? I don't know what to believe with these stories anymore. :lol:

And when you had him cuffed and pulled off his mask...it was old man Southpaws! :lol:

Taz 08-18-2007 11:32 AM

:lol:

Redlinerider 08-18-2007 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cakes982 (Post 73919)
Not on my watch, LMAO!

"make my day" im sure came right after.....:roflmao: :roflmao:

ffejtable 08-18-2007 01:42 PM

I love these threads!!!

JasonB 08-20-2007 09:03 AM

Dont you think you're over reacting to a little over sight there mr. security guard??


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