Vehicle info. and you
 

Keep a small index card in your wallet with the Plate and VIN #'s of your bike and/or any other vehicles you might be operating at the time, so if you find they're stolen/towed when you're on the road you can call to report them ASAP, every minute counts.

What if you actually want your vehicle stolen? I know I wouldn't miss my truck...

Then you leave the keys in the ignition and park it in Newark and pray to god that when and if they recover it, there are no keys left around... and if there are, just say you got beat up and they took your keys from your pocket ;)

It is a good idea to keep everything written down though.