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Fuck me.. I had to take a bad shit so I use the bathroom in the turnpike building in elizabeth. I use whatever was left of the paper towels to wrap the bowl. Do my business and then see no more toilet paper. Now I'm hand drying or use a pair of socks and hope I don't get athletes ass. Oh... I'm still on the bowl

take a pic of toilet bowl for jase's sake. as a proof lol

I hope you arent a nail biter.............:sick::crackup::crackup: :crackup:

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tap your foot someone will come in and help you

Sorry, I cant spare a square...

:crackup::panic2::haha: Keep an emergency TP stash to bring in from the car from now on....:sick:

Looks like "budget shortfalls" are hitting the Turnpike authority.....

Always check before parking at the T-P less stall....I always do a paper check.

Well I was sockless for about 20 minutes. Had to go home for a pair of socks

:roflmao: :roflmao: Sorry to hear John but I am laughing my ass off!! Don't you know to check for TP "before" you drop your drawers? :P

Hmm...betcha clogged the toilet and everything! :crackup:

So was it an '80's tube sock type dump or a current ankle sock type dump?

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bawahahahaha.. this is the thread that brought me to this site.... man I'm sorry about this.. but OMG.. I'm laughing my ass off... now ur gonna have to carry some Kleenex or something in ur pockets all the time.. live and learn from ur experiences..

Damn this is unfortunate. Hopefully u have learned your lesson lol

What the worse part was is I got a corn growing on my pinky toe and wearing my work boots without socks was horrible worse then wiping my ass with socks