The what "IF" women thread.....

[John712]

Just think if women ran the world.!!

Would there be anymore sports, I love football and baseball. Would there be anymore bike/car and truck shows.? Would there be Sportbikes, and anymore track days that men would do.? I know there are a lot of females who like those to, but the percentage wise in those mentioned aren't that big. I tell you one thing, rest assure I would be in prison because I can never remember to put the seat down.

[Lucky7]

Imagine women in charge of the nuclear football. One bad PMS day and there goes a nuke.

Oh and they'd all be dressed like sluts and it would be illegal to look at them.

[Mike295]

or when they are pissed off about somethign you would have to ask them 500 times what the fuck is wrong and get more pissed off about it becasue you had to ask 500 times which makes it alot worse then it would have been if they just tell you wft is wrong the first time.

[NYCSTRIPES]

Found this on the web..
Ken

If Women Ran the World

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*Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control methods for men.
*Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
*Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season.
*Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles.

*PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
*Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
*Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
*"Ms. Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.

*Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them.
*Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
*Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.
*Men would learn phrases like: I'm sorry, I love you, You're beautiful, Of course you don't look fat in that outfit, Go to sleep-I'll take care of the baby, etc.

*Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
*Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.
*All toilet seats would be nailed down.
*All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.

*Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can't pretend to be single.
*For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.
Obviously written by a woman...

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A Man's opinion of what the world would be like if women ran it...


*Defence Force uniforms would be designed by Armani, Gucci, DKNY, Calvin Klein.
*Men would be sent in concentration camps where we would endure such painfully boring and useless crap like; Relationship Analysis, Parenthood, *Monogamy, Art and Craft, Arts Appreciation, Mixing and Matching Clothes 101.
*Shopping hours would extend to midnight every day.
*Burger king would have to make Organically grown, no fat, no taste food.

*Major headlines in all newspapers would usually be about which male heartthrob is getting hitched and where the sales are happening are in town.
*Speed limits would be around 15 mph or 35 kph in metric scale countries, because that's the safest speed produced by women who are putting on makeup while they drive.
*The new series of survivor would be made inside five star resort and challenge would consist of buying clothes at K-Mart and Target.
*There would be cosmetic hop up shops like car hop up shops.
*There will be no more public holidays as we know it, cos Women will be taking days of every 28 days anyway.

*No financial decisions would be made without a woman's sayso.
*They would have Tupperware, Diet, Jenny Craig, Tampon commercials during the Superbowl.
*We would go in a construction site wearing a suit.
*Men who achieve great thing in the name of science and technological progression and advancement would be ignored.
*Women who discover a new shade of colour for a lipstick would receive the nobel price.
*The pulitzer prize will no longer be judged on journalistic excellence, but on who has the biggest gossip on what celebrity.

*Schools would no longer be named after great men like Gorge Washington, and such but after women like Hillary Clinton, Oprah, Betty Crocker and the dickhead who designed the Mall of America.
*Six-pack beers would be replaced by six-pack champagne in lil wine bottles.
*Hooters would be replaced by a Salad bar which has male waitresses wearing nothing but underwear.
*Medical research on curing diseases would be replaced by Curing cosmetic defects such as moles, web feet, Freckles, and pimples from childbirth.
*The new International Space Station would have a powder room and be able to access Oprah and Daytime TV from wherever in orbit they are.
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If Men Really Ruled The World

(from November 1998 issue of Maxim Magazine)

*When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
*Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the rear and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
*Birth control would come in ale or lager.
*Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
*The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

*"Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
*At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
*Tanks would be far easier to rent.
*Garbage would take itself out.
*Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

*Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"
*Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
*On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go out with the guys. Mother's Day, too. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.
*Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

*Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.
*The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.
*It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

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... and more from other emails...

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."
Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
"Sorry I'm late, but I got hammered last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

Every man would get four real "Get Out of Jail Free" cards per year.
When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine.
The Statue of Liberty would get a bright red, 40-foot thong.
People would never talk about how fresh they felt.
Daisy Duke shorts would never again go out of style.
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

[Marker54]

Oh and they'd all be dressed like sluts and it would be illegal to look at them.


This one makes the most sense. :roflmao:

[GinoE]

women already rule the world

they just keep letting the men think they run it

[BadKitty]

women already rule the world

they just keep letting the men think they run it


Now THAT is a smart man right there!

[Mike295]

Power Of The Pussy

[Lucky7]

women already rule the world

they just keep letting the men think they run it


I'm going to pretend you're typed that as your significant other was looking over your shoulder.

[RCM78]

Women would be so busy running everything that we men could go off and do whater the fuck we want!!!!!

[SAXON117]

I'm going to pretend you're typed that as your significant other was looking over your shoulder.


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[CBRBob]

I'm going to pretend you're typed that as your significant other was looking over your shoulder.

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