? for my fellow married men....

[John712]

Ever find yourself in this situation?

You are busy doing something and all of a sudden it dawns on you that your wife has been talking to you for at LEAST 5 minutes and you have no idea what she just said. And she is looking at you.

How do ya handle this situation?

[IrocRob]

Duck And Cover!

[Mike295]

I do the

"yeah your right"
Or "I dident hear you I think i have an ear infection"
or
Yeah yeah sure thing.

99% of the time those work but I think she is on to me.

[ronin_01r1]

I say something like... "sorry babe, i was distracted by my stomach...its hurting all of a sudden.. " then go to bathroom and read a bike mag for little while.

[jcblitz]

Usually my wife realizes I'm not listening before I do. She knows better.

[SPRHK]

I do the

"yeah your right"
Or "I dident hear you I think i have an ear infection"
or
Yeah yeah sure thing.

99% of the time those work but I think she is on to me.

I think you mean " I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.":lol:

[Rev]

punch her nose...

[SAXON117]

shrug your shoulders and smile. OR give her the "God damn it woman, do you ever shut up?!" then cover your nuts and run, run very fast:lol:

[JasonB]

Say "what, i didn't hear you"...i get..."you're not listening to me"...and i say...not now...

[PitsVtec]

punch her nose...

Is that right?:moocow:

[Rev]

Is that right?:moocow:

I don't know who wrote that..i think cakes hacking my account again.. :nono:

[SilverDragon]

say that you asked to wait a minute, but she's the one who didn't hear you!

[yb929rr]

just act like you never noticed she was talking. eventually she'll get tired of talking and go away! you have to be consistent and do it everytime. i'm at the point where she doesn't even bother trying to tell me.:nod2: :nod2:
she just yells for a minute and leaves.:lol: :lol:

[Kennedy]

Well Im not married but when the GF does that I just be honest and say. I'm sorry honey I really wasn't paying attention and didn't hear a word you said. You now have have my full attention and tell her to repeat what she said.

Either she gets pissed and says forget it or she tells you. It usually works.

[EvilSteve]

Duck And Cover!
:roflmao:

Usually my wife realizes I'm not listening before I do. She knows better.
+1!

I usually just look at her blankly for a second and then apologize and ask her to repeat what she was saying. If I did catch any of what she was saying, I'll repeat that bit too. That usually works for me. ;)

[nyskg]

when I say whaaaa? she knows to leave me alone!:drink:

[FigNewTon]

I don't know who wrote that..i think cakes hacking my account again.. :nono:
:lol: Mark it is looking like it may be time for you to take IrocRob's advice!

The wife knows me way to well to lie or try and hide the fact I wasn't listening.

[High_Revs_17]

"I'll listen to you when I'm goddamn good and ready woman!"

[Taz]

"I'll listen to you when I'm goddamn good and ready woman!"

If you send that you wouldn't get any for a while. :roflmao:

[simmons5]

I think my wife is actually trying to talk to me right now. I'll just wait until she screams and I'll say I didn't hear her. Then after about three minutes of her cursing at me she'll tell me again what she was talking about. Unfortunatly I have this down to a science.

[SAXON117]

"I'll listen to you when I'm goddamn good and ready woman!"


something tells me you're gona end up with another broken leg:roflmao:

[Marker54]

I say something like... "sorry babe, i was distracted by my stomach...its hurting all of a sudden.. " then go to bathroom and read a bike mag for little while.

Now Ronin here has got it all figured it! :coffee2:

[carl_g]

I get busted all the time LOL!

[NGB]

"I'll listen to you when I'm goddamn good and ready woman!"As my brother in law(SPORK) would say "your talking out your ass cause your mouth knows better"

[John712]

:lol: you guys got it all figured out.

but I was in my garage doing things to the bike getting ready for this weekend and she was talking to me, but I have no clue what she said until a few minutes after. I got up and looked at her and she said "WELL" and I said well what, she said you mean to tell me you didnt hear a word I said :lol:

[RCM78]

:lol: you guys got it all figured out.

but I was in my garage doing things to the bike getting ready for this weekend and she was talking to me, but I have no clue what she said until a few minutes after. I got up and looked at her and she said "WELL" and I said well what, she said you mean to tell me you didnt hear a word I said :lol:

Her fault 100%. A woman needs to get a mans attention before she speaks.

After 13 years together my wife still doesnt understand this. So she get's the usual response. "I have no idea what you just said".

[sonny]

Ever find yourself in this situation?

You are busy doing something and all of a sudden it dawns on you that your wife has been talking to you for at LEAST 5 minutes and you have no idea what she just said. And she is looking at you.

How do ya handle this situation?

I do this shit all of the time.. My GF gets SO pissed.

[Sue]

Usually my wife realizes I'm not listening before I do. She knows better.

I'm right there with your wife....I know when Jim is not listening to me. You figure out very quickly when and what men listen to. :)

[Tonupboy]

LMAO...Im glad Im not the only one. Usually I just ask her to please repeat it. Most of the time they know - its intuition....lol

Sometimes I tell her, "you know Im deaf on that ear, right?"

lol...