My Fine Is $$$$

[John712]

Ok.. just for fun... read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. $1,110.60 is the max.

Smoked pot $10

Did acid $5

Ever had sex at church - $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you - $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace - $25

Had sex for money - $100

Ever had sex with a different race - $20

Vandalized something - $20

Had sex on your parent's bed - $10

Beat up someone - $20

Been jumped - $10

Cross dressed - $10

Given money to a stripper - $25

Been in love with a stripper - $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - .10 Cent

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work - $15

Ever drive drunk - $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - $50

Used toys while having sex- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - $20

Went skinny dipping - $5

Had sex in a pool - $20

Kissed someone of the same sex- $10

Had sex with a member of the same sex- $20

Cheated on yoru significant other - $10

Masturbated - $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend - $20

Done oral - $5

Received oral - $5

Done/received oral in a car while it was moving - $25

Stole something - $10

Had sex with someone in jail - $25

Made a naughty home video - $15

Had a threesome - $50

Had sex in the wild - $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex - $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars - $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older - $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 - $25

Been in love with two poeple or more at the same time - $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it - $25

Went streaking - $5

Went streaking in broad daylight - $15

Been arrested - $5

Spent time in jail - $15

Pee'd in the pool - .50 cent (you're lying if you don't add this one!)

Played spin the bottle - $5

Done something you regret - $20

Had sex with your best friend -$20

Had sex with someone you work with while at work - $25

Had anal sex - $80

Lied to your mate - $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good - $25

It makes you stop and think huh? My fine is $740.60

How did you do??


i did mine and it is $700.60. and im almost cetain theres a few that are missing that would bring it up an extra hundred or to :lol:

[ImmaSquashYou]

umm....i only had $480...what does this mean???

[Retom7]

720.60... the trick would be to take some of the oddball ones and make those the change... that way if someone has the ten cents, fifty cents, or both, you can laugh at them...

[Lucky7]

705.60

What would be really interesting thing is finding out what things people didn't add up.

[Rev]

I made money... :(

[Barbi]

about 675ish

[SPRHK]

umm....i only had $480...what does this mean???

alot of masturbating???????????????????????:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rev]

about 675ish

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you - $40

About 16 times eh....;)

[Barbi]

:lol: oh hush.. I only added that one once! :crazy:

[EvilSteve]

$245.50

The only thing evil about me is my screen name... lol

[SPRHK]

$645.60 providing there is only one fine no matter how many times you've done it.

[shadoxkila]

835.60.....now if you were fined every time you did something, more then once, it would definitely be in the millions

[Barbi]

$245.50
So you....
Had sex for money - $100
Given money to a stripper - $25
Been in love with a stripper - $20
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work - $15
Ever drive drunk - $20
Used toys while having sex- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - $20
Kissed someone of the same sex- $10
Done oral - $5
and pee'd in a pool - .05

.... :lol:

[SPL170db]

550

[Kennedy]

255.50

[AfricanBootyScratcher]

835.60.....now if you were fined every time you did something, more then once, it would definitely be in the millions

$835.60, me too
damn I feel so wrong

[EvilSteve]

So you....
Had sex for money - $100
Given money to a stripper - $25
Been in love with a stripper - $20
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work - $15
Ever drive drunk - $20
Used toys while having sex- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - $20
Kissed someone of the same sex- $10
Done oral - $5
and pee'd in a pool - .05

.... :lol:
Some of those were right, most not right.

If I had to count each instance up then yeah, I'd be worth a fair bit more too... ;)

[Lucky7]

$835.60, me too
damn I feel so wrong

Stop hitting on people of the same sex at work. :lol:

[gsxryager024]

770.50 Im not a tire I dont get worn out and dirty, Im more of a fine wine get better with age.:lol:

[yb929rr]

.50 cent only because i'd be lying if i didn't admit it.

[Redlinerider]

585..:flip:

[Redlinerider]

$835.60, me too
damn I feel so wrong


add 20 points to not calling back your possible costumers


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