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High_Revs_17
02-16-2006, 10:56 AM
someone asks u what u want for ur bday and u say "a pair of Pirelli's and a full Ti exhaust"

ur eyes light up and are pinned WIDE OPEN from the sound of any sportbike coming or going

u loathe in watching a burnout, wheelie, stoppie, endo or ur bike redline

in idle traffic, lane splitin's the way to go

ur a ugly, fat, piece of shit that still gets azz

the only sign u throw up is acknowledging anotha ryda when they pass

it gets warmer, u finally see and hear from people from when last season ended...and ur phone just does not stop ringing until it gets cold again

90% of your converstaion is on bikes, riding, sex, chicks, and stunts

your known by your bike and color of your gear

you have friends in ur phone by name and bike ie troy 00r6

you fav stop to hang is a diserted road or parking lot

your best friend is at the gas pump and parts store

you lean your head and ass thru concers in your car

u know every corner and runaway spot in town

u get mad when u see gravel in a intersetcion

you gf is mad cause ur talking and u hear a bike and looking for instead of talking to her

u have more stunt vids then porn tapes

u check ur bike at least 3 times a nite to make sure shes safe

u have shifter marks on all ur shoes

if thurs nite includes a bike wash and shine, but you forget to shower

you see a cop and twist your wrist

MrQuickR1
02-16-2006, 11:05 AM
I must not be a sportbike rider than cause all I want is .....!!

Rev
02-16-2006, 11:09 AM
I must not be a sportbike rider than cause all I want is .....!!


Animal sex :huh::huh::hump::huh::huh:

High_Revs_17
02-16-2006, 11:10 AM
I must not be a sportbike rider than cause all I want is cockonrye!!

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MrQuickR1
02-16-2006, 11:18 AM
yooooouuuuu fucken dickkssssssss:lol: :lol:

I was being all sincere and nice and you cock suckers turn it into a gay parade....fuckers...I owe ya one:roflmao: