AfricanBootyScratcher
12-18-2005, 11:54 AM
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
>died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
>you've been
>such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
>reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.
>
>"Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
>out with God."
>
>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God
>who recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
>invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
>
>Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
>
>God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
>pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a
>road?"
>
>Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me,
>but aren't you the inventor of woman?">
>God said, "Yes."
>
>"Well," said Arthur, " professional to professional, you have some
>major design flaws in your invention:
>
>1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
>2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
>3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
>4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
>5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
>
>"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold
>on" God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words
>and waited for the results.
>
>The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it, "Well,
>it's may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
>"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
>than yours."
>died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
>you've been
>such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
>reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.
>
>"Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
>out with God."
>
>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God
>who recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
>invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
>
>Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
>
>God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
>pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a
>road?"
>
>Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me,
>but aren't you the inventor of woman?">
>God said, "Yes."
>
>"Well," said Arthur, " professional to professional, you have some
>major design flaws in your invention:
>
>1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
>2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
>3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
>4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
>5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
>
>"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold
>on" God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words
>and waited for the results.
>
>The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it, "Well,
>it's may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
>"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
>than yours."